Rather than living in the future and being so caught up with my worries and doubts about it, I need to be still in the present moment and start appreciating everyone and everything in it. You never know what will happen.
You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mom and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mom $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?
The real mystery here is why the HELL would you buy a shirt for $97. Is it made of gold or some shit?
what the mind fuck.
This is why I don’t believe in math.
I’m probably mindfucked forever :/
In your pocket?! I don’t understand…
WHAT THE MOTHER OF FUCKING FUCK
Maybe if it was concert tickets
This is why math is stupid!
Goodness gracious people. There is no missing dollar, you owe each parent $48.50 + the change split between them to equal $50. (97/2= 48.50. 50-48.50= 1.50. You receive $3 in change. 3/2= 1.50) Essentially, you’re supposed to split that extra dollar between them not keep it for yourself you greedy bastards.
I am hungry, bored and not sleepy. I have to get up early (before 11 am, yes that’s early for me) to run some errands. I’m going to have some apple and cinnamon oatmeal… why yes, I actually find oatmeal delicious.
Nts: Don’t listen to upbeat music before going to bed.
“This fall I think you’re riding for - it’s a special kind of fall, a horrible kind. The man falling isn’t permitted to feel or hear himself hit bottom. He just keeps falling and falling. The whole arrangement’s designed for men who, at some time or other in their lives, were looking for something their own environment couldn’t supply them with. Or they thought their own environment couldn’t supply them with. So they gave up looking. They gave it up before they ever really even got started.”—The Catcher in the Rye
“There is a misunderstanding. I’m not close with anyone, not my family, not my friends. My introverted personality has turned me into a lone wolf, an independent person. People need to stop taking it personally and stop being offended for this misunderstanding. I am not an open person, nor do I find it easy to be close with anyone. As the saying goes: ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’”—
There is this song I always hear at work and I need to put it on my iPod. The problem is I don’t know what she’s singing, so I can’t google the song. Damn.
Then, there’s this annoying ass Natasha Beddingfield song. Not only does she have an annoying voice, but her song writing! Song writing!! The song is a play by play of how she met some guy late for work and he was mad or something, so she invites him to a party and they start dancing and ~touch. Who fucking writes songs like that? I just get angry when I hear that song… My poor customers lol.